Status: Departed: I don't know whether God or television made him so smart. But I learned so much in a 5-minute conversation.
To: VW
From: SV
Subject: A reason for abandonment
C is moving to India to work in Bollywood, and he's leaving on Monday. Who needs a telephone when we all have a reason for abandonment. I'd
say a beluga or a poorly drawn sperm snatching bathers has spawned a Facebook group, a fan club, merchandise bearing the likeness and illustrations celebrating cannibalism.
I factored I mean fractured (frustrated) the decision, not that my existence prompted him to leave the country; or am I your only object of interest? He let his hair down (should have been
Jesus) and gave me his hat because it looks cuter on me. I'm sad we've a whale with a diet of partially burnt corpses.
An article summed up my feelings on nutrition, modern day methods of dynamiting, and electrocution. Should I feel better now?
This is the story of my life I should be reading tonight. I'll need to pull some recipes off my shelf and try, try again.